Once upon a time, there were 5 notoriously beautiful but wickedly ambitious girls who planned to take over the world with their nuclear-powered inter-continental ballistic rockets. (This was right after their failed attempt at starting an all-girl band... I think it was to get even with the world...)
The only way theirs plans could be thwarted was by none other than
Captain Red whose special weapon, The Infinium Red Plastic Bag,
hence his name, could expand infinitely to capture baddies of any size, gender, ambitions or inhibitions.
The problem with Captain Red Plastic was that he was so long-sighted that even if his mortal enemies were right in front of him, he would totally miss them by a mile.